64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

(via phobias)

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

(via tightvaginas)

Anonymous:
When I was like 7 I thought that friends with benefits meant friends with food. Whenever I went to parties just for food, I would say friends with benefits. I was severely wrong.

crystallized-teardrops:

omg ahahahaha