rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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ev4n-perks:

I just started jabbing at a trash bag hanging up in my shed while listening to Code Orange

i think this is a sign, i need to take up boxing

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via guccier)

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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