clairvorant:

I have my best friend in the back seat and my pizza in the front.

(via sxngsof)

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

image

oh that’s why ok

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h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

(via lmaoalien)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via nice-wig-janis)

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via orgasm)