deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via composeroflife)

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(via greetings)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via guccier)

legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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(via cartel)

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via strangeparkings)